Saturday, 10 December 2011

Mother's who'd have them?

So here I am still in Lincolnshire performing my Nurse Ratchet role.
 I called my Mother on Thursday, no answer.
 I called my Mother on Friday, no answer. 
I called Mother again this morning and got no reply so a quick call to my sister-in-law  Christine in case she might be aware of my Mater's whereabouts...
Chris somewhat concerned, hares up to Mother's to find the place locked up and while my Nephew Jack tries to break-in in case there is a gruesome discovery to be made or a heroic rescue to execute, Chris tries in vain to raise her other half, my brother Robert.

Eventually, Robert gets back to her to say that Mother is out all day with her Church mates, so no emergency, no tragedy...
thank goodness.
Mother's who'd have them?


Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention the time she tried to move house, without telling you, while you were at school.

Is there something of a hint there?

Nb Caxton said...

What do you mean 'tried to move house', she succeeded!

Halfie said...

Ah, but where would we be without 'em?

Nb Caxton said...

Well we 'wouldn't BE' Halfie, so bless them all!