Reports are coming in from rural Lincolnshire about the latest series of crop circles. A combine harvester driver has just been interviewed about the circles he had created in a field this morning.
"I was distracted, I couldn't believe my eyes, I had to turn round and check on what I was seeing" explained the stunned driver. "She was dancing around in the bedroom, waving an iron about, music booming out of the window".
The woman who caused this poor driver to deviate from his course across the rape field has been interviewed about her behaviour.
"I bought a Reggae CD in Woollies yesterday", she explained, "I couldn't help myself, as soon a Shaggy's Mr Bombastic came on I was swinging my hips and stomping. Things just worse when Pass the Dutchie and Liquidator played. It was if I was 14 again and dancing at the local youth club!"
The woman has promised that she will be more discreet in future and has been bound-over to restrain her activities in the bedroom.